I don't really understand what Terms of Service means.

Is this supposed to be a guarantee for how long the services will be available? I can't afford to make such a guarantee! Hence, I won't.

Maybe I'm supposed to enumerate the ways you could abuse the service and here tell you that if you do those things, I'll close your account so you can't continue to do those things.

If a user does something I deem abusive, offensive, or harmful, then yeah, in order to protect everybody else, I'll terminate the service of the miscreant. But miscreants don't read terms of service documents, do they?

If you're a miscreant and reading this, please let me know!

Otherwise, Happy Plucking!

Sigh, verboten

Here is a growing list of things that are expressly forbidden.

• Creating more than one user account on this site for the same human (unless granted an explict exception).
• Publicly posting unhelpful information such as descriptions of how to bypass any self-control, parental control, or accountability software. Such information may be reported or discussed privately.
• Creating expedite requests for access to websites that contain obvious sexually suggestive material, gambling, or other content that would be tempting to any of the other users who would see the request in their expedite queue.
• Harrassing other users.
• Harming other users through careless, self-centered, and thoughtless posting in the Plucky forum or chat space.